Lavender and Lace.

After a glorious day roaming the country in Jasons ride-melvin, we rolled around my gaff for a while with Vernonce and Skip watching 101 dalmations....In retrospect I think this was actually another occasion at christmas we went to the barns and the evening resulted in a proposal..

I guess we would have been slaving at Liz Earle on this particular occasion as it was a tuesday- but im now remembering we went to Newport and I bought a delightful puppy shirt... Anyway it was most definately a tuesday as it was folk night at Arreton Barns. Grime,Jase,God and I journeyed over for some rustic fun. The folk night was immense, we sat in a corner and ate peach crumble, whilst doing so my boobs looked MASSIVE. For some reason Jase had the dirty novel she had bought earlier in the day on her person...this is not a surprise as she is also a big fan of LOVE EGGS and uses them frequently-She sets them to HIGH VOLTAGE whist in church. Anyway..I digress.....

We began to read from the book-

Jason Mraz is studying English Clit at OX for COX Brookes, and on this fine folk night had an epiphany . The reason she was put on this earth and graced with literacy skill and religious parents, is to put all her experience and fantasy in print for oppressed deviants like herself to devour. The book we were reading was from the Mills and Boon series- Jase began to fantasise about lesbians and I named them "Lavender and Lace". Im sorry but I can't divulge any of the story due to copy right infringement.

Maz herself has posed in topless pictures and has experiences across a wide sexual spectrum. Novels in the pipeline include;

SEX IN SUPERNOODLES

SPANK ME LIKE A BITCH

BITE MY TITS

THE HAYFIELD WHORE

and the hotley awaited LAVENDER AND LACE....watch this space,there is rumor of topless book signings coming to a crop field near you...